Seriously, that was just amusing. There's no reason for me to be jeaous of that bint girl. Though I highly doubt anyone really takes that article seriously anyway, so I could really care less of what people think of me.

[Hexed Private to Self]
I am not jealous! Everyone knows how he is, why would it make me jealous that he would mess around with other girls. Is that house just full of slags or something? Whatever. I don't care.

I don't.
[End Private]

Astoria? Could you be a dear and look over my Potions essay? You're better with grammar and spelling than I am, I want to make sure I did a decent job on it.

Sophia